Transport Tales

I have to tell you about the oddest dream I had the other day. I have heard that when you dream weird dreams, it's just your unconscious mind working on overtime. Well my mind must have been working on overtime a lot because this dream was bizarre.

In my dream, I had just gotten a new car from my boyfriend Pat. It was exactly what I wanted too. But Pat had told me that the only way I could drive it is if I went to one of the automatic driving schools that just opened in our little town. I told him I would, and went inside the house to make a phone call to the automatic driving schools to see which one would be cheaper and could get me in the quickest. I talked to one of the employees and they said that I would have to be a hgv driver already in order to participate in the classes in one of the automatic driving schools. I though that was weird so I had asked him why. And he had told me that in order to participate in a driving practice test, I would already have be licensed as a safe driver with no tickets of any kind whatsoever. I thought the whole purpose of taking classes at automatic driving schools was to improve your driving skills and to get the points taken off your driving record for the ticket. Why in the world would somebody just want to take classes in a driving school just to do it. I understand it is a great well to improve your driving skills that you already have. But most people who take these classes do it because they have gotten a ticket.

So I proceeded to question this employee about it and told him that I didn't understand, and didn't particularly agree with what the policies were for this driving school. This is where my dream gets weird. The employee said that since I was disagreeing with what he was telling me that he would have to call the police and have me arrested. I was thinking, why in the world was I going to get arrested for asking questions. So the police showed up at my door in a matter of seconds and handcuffed me and put me in jail. And I didn't wake up till after I was sitting in jail wondering where I went wrong.