Transport Tales

I just got back from a grueling workout in the gym where I did over 100 hundred sit-ups followed by some squats and bicep curls. These are the sort of perks that I receive from working at this newly started company called driving lessons UK. I honestly don't know much about what they do as I am only the cleaner at the moment but hopefully I will soon get promoted to start working in the office where all them fine women work in short skirts. I was never the clever kid in schools or the most sociable one but I never expected my life to turn so bad that I would be making a living cleaning toilets at a motor vehicle company that pays me minimum wage and shows me absolutely no respect. They make me work a ton of overtime and I am lucky if the boss remembers to pay me for it. Sometimes I have been forced to phone his house phone after hours just to remind him about my wage packet.

Every time I phone him he always answers the phone like if he is still at the office dealing with clients. he always goes "driving lessons UK, how can we help?". This guy surely takes his job way too serious. I am a lazy worker and I take my sweet ass time in doing all the odd jobs around the office. driving lessons uk is not a company that really cares too much about it's workers. We are more like slaves than employees and if we ever answer back to the boss he would most likely sack you on the spot for inappropriate behaviour. Take my word for it as I have already seen at least 4 people that questioned his authority and found themselves clearing up their desk and looking for new work by the end of the day. I remember this one woman who was sacked for trying to give the boss some friendly advice and now she actually works for one the the most popular insurance group firms in the country making double the paycheck she did working for driving lessons UK.

I am just glad this company gave me a free gym membership because they thought I was too unfit and I was giving the company a bad reputation when clients came around the office. They told me to come back to work once I have lost 20lbs of fat. What a friendly company I work for.