Transport Tales

Abe was looking for driving schools so that he could become a professional motorcycle stuntman. It had been his dream since he was a kid. He had already taken some online classes but to become an official stuntman he had to pass an actual driving test from one of a couple driving schools.

The only problem was that his insurance group didn't cover injuries from stunts, which was a problem. But he didn't care. He went to one of the first driving schools and took the written part of the test. He knew pretty much all of the answers. He was already pretty much a professional stunt driver. He just needed to make it official. A week later in the mail he got the results from his test. He got a perfect score.

They wanted him to come back to one of the driving schools and take the actual driving test. Abe was so happy! His dream was finally coming true! All he had to do was do a couple simple stunts, complete a driving course, and he would be good to go!

The next day he was at the school. He was about to take the stunt test. He had to ride onto a ramp and do a back flip through a flaming hoop. Then he had to make a fifty foot jump over a pool of sharks, and then zig-zag through a maze of human dummies.

It sounded hard, but Abe knew it would be as easy as pumpkin pie. Abe got onto the motorcycle and started up the ramp towards the flaming hoop. He made the jump, but he was a little sideways. His jacket caught on fire! He was starting to freak out a little, but he calmed himself down for the fifty foot shark jump. He had almost made it over the jump when a shark leaped out of the water and bit his tire, making it flat. The motorcycle was now out of control! He couldn't make it through the human dummies. He plowed them all down, setting each one on fire. Then he stepped on the brakes, but they didn't work. He went past the finish line and ran straight into the fence. He had a severe concussion. He was rushed to the hospital where he died of internal bleeding.

The life of a stunt man is the hardest life you can imagine. Too bad Abe wasn't covered by his insurance.